TERRAFIRMINATOR

Are you losing the war in your garden?

Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon

It's the most ruthless,

five-hundred-horsepower,

grass-dominating piece of hardware the world has ever seen!

It's unnecessarily

Now with seventy-five percent more

It clears!

It digs!

It mows!

Your lawn will be AFRAID to grow!

It's a weapon of grass